Mail bag day! Mail bag day! Hey everybody, it's mail bag day!
I never update this section so nobody ever writes me. It's my fault, but only to the degree that anything can really be my fault, which isn't much. Have you ever sent me cult mail? No? See, that's my point. It's never too late to hop on board. firstname.lastname@example.org is the address to use, if you want your mail to have a chance of showing up here.
Usually I try to make a theme, but I'd like to get this update finished by 2004. So I'm just going to draw them out of a hat. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
i wish to be showered in Bugles corn snacks!
Okay, next caller.
I need really low prices from new york to cleveland on 11/27/02 return 11/30/02
please i need really low prices for 2 citizens seniors and one is handicapped but they dont have specials and the prices are 200 -500 what is that i need prices from 126-154
Veloso Super Savers For Seniors will get you there for well under $126. With round trip fares between major cities at less than $49, you can get there without hurting your wallet. And with comfy first-class seating, you'll get their without damaging your osteoporosis-riddled bones.
I can just sign you up... wait... November 2002? Yikes! This is what I get for taking so long to answer my mail. Sorry. I guess you had to pay full rates after all.
That's okay, I was lying about the fares anyway.
Let's try picking one not from a hat (I mean, not even metaphorically). This one comes from royalty.
OMFG UR WBEUSIUTE IZ RELYY DUSGUZITN BEUCZ WERT TEH GYU ANFO MOMFGH
DUDD UR SIK1!!1111 ETH GIVER SI TEH GROZ1!11 U SIK SI KCK
U HEAR NE?!!!?!!?!?!!! UR WEBISUTE IS ISKC!1111 !!! SIKE!!!111 I HN8 IT !11111 U R NTUOT L33T LIEK JEFFF POWERLLL!!1111
With All My Deepest Love,
Sir Edgar D. Winchester the XI
You almost certainly have me confused with goatse.cx, your highness.
One last letter and we'll call it a day. This one is a friendly warning from Ryan Higgins.
Yeah. My coat killed Sarah, which explains why she hasn't done the show in the past four weeks.
That's it for this letters page. At least it's an update. Whee!
Thanks to terra for the pyokoriffic überhosting.
I can be reached at email@example.com.
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