verylowsodium.com is not
Verylowsodium.com is not about anything. There is no theme, no unifying subject matter. Five years ago, I founded this website with a simple idea: Rip off Jennicam. Vanity domains are cheap, I should get one of those. After refocusing, repurposing, and synergizing, verylowsodium.com is back to these noble roots.
Verylowsodium.com is not a collection of things I do well. There are indeed many things I do well, but this page is not about those. I enjoy playing bass, but I'm not at all good, even back when I practiced. Animutation is something that definitionally cannot be done well. And my writing? Hell, just read this paragraph again and try to tell yourself I'm a good writer.
Verylowsodium.com is not a blog. I used to hate blogs, but I was wrong. Not all blogs suck. It's just yours that does. Hard. 1 Oh, and mine, too, if I had one, which I happy to now proclaim that I don't.
Verylowsodium.com is not a message board. Oh, sure, there will be bits and pieces of interactivity along the way, but this site is a place to skim, not a place to hang out. Very few message boards manage to avoid the trap of becoming a discussion about themselves. Verylowsodium.com will not even try.
Verylowsodium.com is not important.
verylowsodium.com is not a food
sam adams light
So I've become a fan of Sam Adams Light. I hereby decree it tasty and good. However, verylowsodium.com is displeased at the snooty, non-twist-off cap. The Boston Beer Company is making a statement, and it's a dumb one.
Let's stop pretending that good beer shouldn't be easy to get to.
verylowsodium.com is not a webcomic
God damn it, but people who don't know the difference between it's
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