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verylowsodium.com is not

Verylowsodium.com is not about anything. There is no theme, no unifying subject matter. Five years ago, I founded this website with a simple idea: Rip off Jennicam. Vanity domains are cheap, I should get one of those. After refocusing, repurposing, and synergizing, verylowsodium.com is back to these noble roots.

Verylowsodium.com is not a collection of things I do well. There are indeed many things I do well, but this page is not about those. I enjoy playing bass, but I'm not at all good, even back when I practiced. Animutation is something that definitionally cannot be done well. And my writing? Hell, just read this paragraph again and try to tell yourself I'm a good writer.

Verylowsodium.com is not a blog. I used to hate blogs, but I was wrong. Not all blogs suck. It's just yours that does. Hard. 1 Oh, and mine, too, if I had one, which I happy to now proclaim that I don't.

Verylowsodium.com is not a message board. Oh, sure, there will be bits and pieces of interactivity along the way, but this site is a place to skim, not a place to hang out. Very few message boards manage to avoid the trap of becoming a discussion about themselves. Verylowsodium.com will not even try.

Verylowsodium.com is not important.


verylowsodium.com is not a food

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 website
Servings Per Container 1
Amount Per Serving
Calories 0 Calories from Fat 0
  % Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g 0%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Sodium less than 20mg 0%
Total Carbohydrate 0g 0%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Sugar 0g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 0% Iron 0%
Not a significant source of calcium, thiamin, riboflavin, niacin, magnesium, zinc, iodine, and vitamins B, B6, B12, D, E, and K.
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.


sam adams light

So I've become a fan of Sam Adams Light. I hereby decree it tasty and good. However, verylowsodium.com is displeased at the snooty, non-twist-off cap. The Boston Beer Company is making a statement, and it's a dumb one.

Let's stop pretending that good beer shouldn't be easy to get to.


verylowsodium.com is not a webcomic

Sprite Comic


God damn it, but people who don't know the difference between it's and its do not deserve to be called "literate".


  1. No, really, your blog does suck.


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