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Verylowsodium


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verylowsodium.com is not

Verylowsodium.com is not about anything. There is no theme, no unifying subject matter. Five years ago, I founded this website with a simple idea: Rip off Jennicam. Vanity domains are cheap, I should get one of those. After refocusing, repurposing, and synergizing, verylowsodium.com is back to these noble roots.

Verylowsodium.com is not a collection of things I do well. There are indeed many things I do well, but this page is not about those. I enjoy playing bass, but I'm not at all good, even back when I practiced. Animutation is something that definitionally cannot be done well. And my writing? Hell, just read this paragraph again and try to tell yourself I'm a good writer.

Verylowsodium.com is not a blog. I used to hate blogs, but I was wrong. Not all blogs suck. It's just yours that does. Hard. 1 Oh, and mine, too, if I had one, which I happy to now proclaim that I don't.

Verylowsodium.com is not a message board. Oh, sure, there will be bits and pieces of interactivity along the way, but this site is a place to skim, not a place to hang out. Very few message boards manage to avoid the trap of becoming a discussion about themselves. Verylowsodium.com will not even try.

Verylowsodium.com is not important.


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verylowsodium.com is not a food

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 website
Servings Per Container 1
Amount Per Serving
Calories 0 Calories from Fat 0
  % Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g 0%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Sodium less than 20mg 0%
Total Carbohydrate 0g 0%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Sugar 0g
Protein 0g
Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 0% Iron 0%
Not a significant source of calcium, thiamin, riboflavin, niacin, magnesium, zinc, iodine, and vitamins B, B6, B12, D, E, and K.
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

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sam adams light

So I've become a fan of Sam Adams Light. I hereby decree it tasty and good. However, verylowsodium.com is displeased at the snooty, non-twist-off cap. The Boston Beer Company is making a statement, and it's a dumb one.

Let's stop pretending that good beer shouldn't be easy to get to.


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verylowsodium.com is not a webcomic

Sprite Comic

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God damn it, but people who don't know the difference between it's and its do not deserve to be called "literate".


Footnotes


  1. No, really, your blog does suck.

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